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BioShock is a shooter unlike any you’ve ever played, loaded with weapons and tactics never seen. You’ll have a complete arsenal at your disposal from simple revolvers to grenade launchers and chemical throwers, but you’ll also be forced to genetically modify your DNA to create an even more deadly weapon: you. Inject able plasmids give you super human powers: blast electrical currents into water to electrocute multiple enemies, or freeze them solid and obliterate them with the swing of a wrench. No encounter ever plays out the same, and no two gamers will play the game the same way.

Biologically modify your body: send fire storming from your fingertips and unleash a swarm of killer hornets hatched from the veins in your arms.
Hack devices and systems, upgrade your weapons and craft new ammo variants.
Turn everything into a weapon: the environment, your body, fire and water, and even your worst enemies.
Explore an incredible and unique art deco world hidden deep under the ocean.

Battlefield 2142 Demo Released!

The eagerly anticipated demo for Battlefield 2142 is now available for download. The demo takes places on the all new Sidi Power Plant map and features both the new Titan game mode as well as classic Conquest.

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Please be aware of the following:
In an effort to reduce download times the Battlefield 2142 Demo does not contain a DirectX installer. Be advised that in order to play this demo players must have DirectX9 installed and should ensure that the d3dx9_29.dll is present in your C:\WINDOWS\system32.
We are aware that some players are experiencing disconnects while playing the Demo. Please know we are running checks and making enhancements to our support systems so that these disconnects can be solved as quickly as possible.
Links
DirectX9 can be downloaded here

The award-winning Battlefield franchise invades the high tech frontlines of modern warfare in the new sequel, Battlefield 2™. The game brings the intensity and excitement of Battlefield 1942™ into the modern era with enhanced team play and the latest, most technologically advanced vehicles and weapons systems available to man.

In Battlefield 2, players will choose to fight for one of three military superpowers: the United States, the Chinese, or the newly formed Middle East Coalition. Armed with the latest modern weaponry, players can take control of any of the game’s 30+ vehicles to engage in major conflicts with over 64 players in some of the largest online battles on the PC. Additionally, persistent character growth allows players to rise through the ranks and attain the ultimate rank of General.

Battlefield 2 Demo Download Click Here

Call of Duty® 2 redefines the cinematic intensity and chaos of battle as seen through the eyes of ordinary soldiers fighting together in epic WWII conflicts. The sequel to 2003's Call of Duty, winner of over 80 Game of the Year awards, Call of Duty 2 offers more immense, more intense, more realistic battles than ever before, thanks to the stunning visuals of the new COD™2 engine.

Call of Duty 2 Demo Download Click Here

Weed Games For Download:

	INCRIMINATI (259kb) The object of this game is simple: Clean up all the incriminating shit in your room before your folks walk in. Multi-Levels. Great graphics and sound. Lots of fun! Shockwave Flash player required (a standard plug-in with most browsers).
	WAY-OF-THE-STICK (51kb) Stick man fighting to the max! Use your stick man to drop kick, body slam, and punch your computer opponents trying to bum-rush your ass. Sounds simple, but lots of fun! Shockwave Flash player required (a standard plug-in with most browsers).
	"WHO WANTS TO SMOKE MY HONEYBEAR?" (1.2mb demo) Test your weed knowledge with host Weedis Philbong! If you get stumped, you can poll the audience, go 50:50 or phone your dealer for help! A very funny and well made flash game! Lots of fun! Provided courtesy of: www.zooass.com
	VIRTUAL GROW (8.1mb) Grow your own herb legally right on your computer! This realistic and educational program allows you to care for your plant in all stages of it's life cycle. You'll get to water, feed adjust lighting cycles and add nutrients to your plants to produce the best skunk. Not only that, but the program allows you to buy and sell your harvest! Provided courtesy of: www.ukseedsupplies.co.uk
	LOS MARIJUANOS (972kb) In this neat little Pac-Man like game, you guide your homie Pony Boy through the maze to eat up the bud...but watch out for The Pigs!
	CHRONIC 2K (495kb) Sell drugs, pimp hoes and avoid the cops and thugs! Game play is very similar to Dope Wars, but this game includes pictures and graphics. Lots of fun!
	STASH INVADERS (819kb) Use your Bic lighter to stop the advancing chronic space bongs before they toke up your shit yo! Not only is this a free and excellent Space Invaders-like game, but it also includes a built-in, and unbelievably easy to use game designer, which allows you to add your own pics and sounds to customize the game however you like. It even has an export utility which enables you to save your game design to a zip file so you can share it with friends (both friends must have the game player/designer to share). Lots of fun and well worth the moderate download time.
	HI-GROW (880kb) Screw the feds-grow your plants LEGALLY-right on your PC! This free proggy is a ton of fun (and also educational to wanna-be growers out there). Many different seeds to pick from. Check it out!
	BONG-O-MATIC (631kb) or (Click Here to play online) Adjust the controls on the Flash-Powered "BONG-O-MATIC" to get your hippy as high as possible-as safely as possible. Try not to choke a bruver, make him sick or overheat the bong. EXCELLENT graphics, sound and gameplay. Provided courtesy of Wellcoolstuff.com.
	TETRIPZ (96kb) A great remake of the popular Tetris, only this one features cool music and trippy graphics that enhance game play. With each new level completed, the graphics trip out even more with cool bubbles, a pulsating, waving and even spinning screen! Even more fun with a good buzz on. This app is not for retards, epbowleptics or people prone to seizures.
	DOPE WARS (2.6mb) A great game that's not too flashy-but very addicting. The goal is simple: Buy drugs cheap, sell 'em high, buy shit and avoid the cops among other perils.
	CROP COMMAND (69kb) Save your fucking plants B! Stop the missiles and stop the madness!
	GANJA FARMER (1.1mb) Protect your fields from those pesky feds! Great gameplay and graffix.
	THE THC CALCULATOR (30kb) This program can supposedly tell you if you'll pass your urine drug test.

Downloading Basics:

Click on file you want to download and select "save" or "save to disk". Then browse to the folder you want to save it to, rename the file if you choose and then select "save" again. Your download should begin.

Regardless of a download's source ALWAYS scan every download for viruses and trojans.

Handling .ZIP Files:

Most of our downloads are in the .ZIP file format for optimum compression and faster download times...however, this means you must then UNZIP (decompress) the file once it's downloaded to your computer before you can install it. Do this with an unzipping utility. We recommend WinZip.

Install and run these programs at your own risk! HempBeach.com will not provide emotional, physical, spiritual, medical, financial and especially not technical support due to difficulties that may arise during or after the installation of these applications. In other words, if your computer screws up, don't come bitchin' to us, 'cuz we ain't trying to hear all that.

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