Need a unique hiding place for a joint? Make this excellent clandestine joint hider in just a few minutes! Carry a Jay discreetly in plain view for those long coffee breaks!

• One fat bodied ball point pen.
• Some super glue
• A pair of scissors
• A paper towel

• First, get a hold of a fat bodied pen. The kind with screw off barrels and replaceable cartridges is what you're looking for. Try to find one with a fixed tip and removable cap. In other words, not a retractable tip. Typically, these are fancy pens, which are made out of metal, but many similar-and cheaper ones produced from plastic can be found at your local store.
• Next, unscrew the pen body and remove the ink cartridge. You should now have four pieces: The pen barrel, the ink cartridge, the cap and the pen tip.
• Place the ink cartrige back into the tip of the pen so it protrudes normally and hold it there.
• Now take your scissors and cut the ink cartridge off flush with the bottom of the pen tip. This is where the paper towel may come in handy-careful with the ink!
• Depending on the size of your pen vs. the length of your joint, you may have to cut the ink cartridge even shorter so your joint will fit inside once everything is screwed back together.
• Test fit a joint first. Cut the ink cartridge shorter if necessary.
• Next, get out your super glue (gel form works best) and place a liberal amount just below the tip of the ink cartridge. Quickly insert it into the pen tip and press firmly for 30 seconds, until the glue dries. If you've cut your ink cartridge shorter than flush with the end of the pen tip, you may have to use a pencil or similar instrument to press and hold the ink cartridge until the glue dries.
• Roll yourself up a doob. Depending on the size of your pen cavity, you may have to roll it slightly thinner and/or shorter than normal.
• Place the doob inside the pen and screw on the pen tip and replace the cap. You're done!
• The pen should even continue to write for sometime, however, don't place a lot of pressure on the tip when writing, or the ink cartridge may get dislodged.