Need a quick, easy and natural way to make a pipe? 
This ones for you naturalists and veg-herb-tarians out there.

• One apple-any variety
• A sharp knife
• Some herbs

• First, cut a funnel shaped hole in the top of the apple about halfway down, this will be where you put your herbs.
• Then across the bottom of the herb hole put another 
  hole this will be where you hit it.
• Then add a liberal amount of herb and fire it up!
• The juices in the apple will catch the extra herbs that usually go into 
  your mouth.
• When finished toking you can eat the apple and get another buzz off of the residue left inside.